Spoiler alert: we ARE real.

I don't know if you've ever had someone doubt your existence. A pinch of a slightly sunburnt forearm and a quick look around our warehouse seemed to confirm all was well but some philosophers say this isn't enough. 

I guess we should be flattered. Many brave kiwis have expressed confidence in Get Out and dived into the deals like Winston Peters into the sausage rolls. Others have been more cautious. Fair enough. Perhaps our deals have been TOO good. Literally unbelievable.

The quick answer is "Yup. We're real!" 

... but why have some skeptics questioned our existence?
Here are two of the big reasons with some short responses …

“Holy shitstorm your prices are too low to be real!”

Not all of last year’s stuff sells. The products sit patiently on tidy shelves waiting to be loved. In fact, there are premium quality products going unloved on warehouse shelves nationwide. RIGHT NOW. We can get this stuff cheaper and our aim is to hunt down the best stuff and pass these savings on to you through short-time weekly deals.

“Whoa back! These are great brands. This must be a scam.”

Nope. No scam, but these ARE epic brands! With their blessing – for a short time – we can help clear last season's stuff. The gear is all unused and high quality so it will definitely get the job done. We don’t stock anything we wouldn’t use ourselves.

We hope you dive into the deals soon and if you’re still dubious - all good. One of your mates will mention us soon enough. We’ll swap shy glances across a busy room. We’ll bond over a shared love of drum solos. You’ll wipe tomato sauce off our chin. Before long we’ll be riding off into the sunset together, cracking whips and snacking chips.

Get to know us. We’ve got deals on some cool stuff you’ll really like.

Try the Home page for the freshest deals. 

Head to the Back of the Shop for access to our full treasure trove.