Marmot Minimalist Goretex Jacket Men's Black

So you're telling me you want to stay dry? What is this, some kind of revolutionary concept? Well, apparently the folks at Marmot cracked the code with this jacket. It's like they said, "What if—and hear me out here—what if we made a jacket that actually keeps the rain OUT instead of IN?" Genius.

This thing's got GORE-TEX fabric that's lightweight and packable, yet durably waterproof, windproof, and breathable. It's 100% seam taped to keep water out. Because nothing says "great day" like discovering your jacket has a leak at the one seam you didn't check. Not this time, friend.

The Specs (Because Numbers Don't Lie, Unlike That Weather App)

• 28,000 Waterproof / 15,000k Breathability - That's a lot of numbers that basically mean you'll stay dry while your body doesn't turn into a portable sauna
• PFC-free water-repellent coating keeps you dry and minimizes environmental pollution - Staying dry AND saving the planet? Look at you, overachiever
• Attached hood with peripheral cord adjustment for extra coverage - For when Mother Nature gets a little too personal
• Zippered chest and hand pockets - Because where else are you going to put your snacks and existential dread?
• Pit Zips for ventilation - Finally, someone acknowledges that armpits exist and need air
• Adjustable drawcord hem and Velcro® adjustable cuffs blocks drafts - Sealing out the elements like you're prepping for a space mission

The Technical Stuff

• Product Weight: 377.3 g - Lighter than your average guilt trip
• Main Fabric: GORE-TEX Paclite®, 100% Recycled Polyester, Plain weave, 111g/sqm
• Center Back Length: 29in
• Waterproof: Yes
• Windproof: Yes

It's the jacket equivalent of that friend who always has their life together. Reliable, functional, and won't let you down when things get wet and windy. Which, let's be honest, is more than we can say for most things in life.