Portable Solar 30000mAh Powerbank with LED torch

So you're telling me you want a power bank that does everything? What's next, it makes coffee? Actually, this thing comes pretty close.

Picture this: You're out in the wilderness, your phone's at 2%, and you're thinking "Why did I watch all those cat videos?" Well, fear not, because this solar-powered beast is basically the Swiss Army knife of keeping your devices alive. It's got more charging options than a phone store, more features than a late-night infomercial, and yes, it even has a flashlight because apparently we're all still afraid of the dark.

The Specs (Because Details Matter, People):

• Output Ports - 2 x USB 5V/3A
• Wireless charging 5V/3A
• Attached charging cables - Lightning, Micro USB, Type C
• LED Flashlight / SOS Function
• Lithium Polymer Battery
• Waterproof & Shockproof
• USB Type-C cable fast charging
• 30000mAh capacity
• Solar Panel
• Wireless Charging Dock
• Model: HDL-531
• Weight: approx. 600g
• Dimensions: 166x80x34mm
• Includes carabiner

It's waterproof, shockproof, and probably more durable than most relationships. The solar panel means you can charge it using that big yellow thing in the sky (remember the sun?), and with 30000mAh, you've got enough juice to charge your phone more times than you've said "I'll start my diet on Monday."

Plus, it comes with a carabiner, so you can clip it to your backpack and look like you know what you're doing outdoors. Very important for the Instagram aesthetic.