RAB Borealis Women's Jacket - Beluga

So you're telling me you need a jacket that works in all the weather? What is this, some kind of meteorological miracle worker? Well, folks, meet the RAB Borealis Women's Jacket - the overachiever of outerwear.

Here's the thing about this jacket - it's got Pertex® Shield fabric with a 20,000mm waterproof rating. Twenty thousand! That's not a jacket, that's basically a portable submarine. You could stand under Niagara Falls and your shoulders would be like "What waterfall?"

And get this - it's windproof AND breathable. How does that work exactly? It blocks wind but lets air through? That's like having a bouncer who's really selective about which air molecules get into the club. "Sorry wind, you're not on the list. But you, body moisture? Come right in, VIP treatment."

The Features (Because Apparently One Miracle Fabric Wasn't Enough):

• Pertex® Shield 2.5-layer fabric - Because two layers is for quitters
• 20,000mm waterproof rating - Submarine-grade protection
• YKK® VISLON® front zip - Even the zipper has a resume
• Adjustable hood - For when your head wants options
• Two zipped hand pockets - Secret keeping capacity: moderate
• Stuff sack included - It packs into itself like some kind of jacket origami
• Reflective details - So cars can see you contemplating your life choices at dawn

The best part? It packs down into its own stuff sack. It's like a jacket that does yoga. One minute it's full-sized outerwear, the next it's the size of a grapefruit. If only my problems could compress like that.

Perfect for hiking, tramping, or just standing outside wondering why you live somewhere with weather. The RAB Borealis: because Mother Nature doesn't take appointments.